Posts Tagged ‘kindle

05
Dec
11

Outrage as Kindle reduces free samples to first six letters.

Busy.

Kindle have caused an outcry at their announcement that the free samples will henceforth be reduced to the first six letters of a work. Janine Carapace, Kindle Marketing Director, said earlier today: ‘We have reached this decision based on extensive consumer feedback. People are just too busy to wade through an entire Kindle free sample. They need something more efficient. Time is money. We also felt that if a book can’t ‘grab’ you within the first six letters, then it probably won’t grab you at all. Authors will have to up their games.’

Examples:

A Tale of Two Cities

It was t

 

1984

It was a

 

Pride and Prejudice

It is a t

 

Paul Clifford (Edward Bulwer-Lytton)

It was a

 

Whitehawk

‘Jamie?’

26
Oct
11

Whitehawk now available for kindle

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Whitehawk

Mel Banff is a new kind of social worker. Overseen by the shadowy Rationality Unit, she will be stationed with one family for three months ‘to try to bring a greater sense of reasonableness’ into their disorderly lives. The family, though, prove resistant to her methods in ways she had never imagined, and Mel’s certainties begin to crumble as their bizarre story rises up to engulf her.

‘Hilarious’ Brighton Magazine
‘a pacy read... Nolan’s dialogue is sharp and witty throughout... a well-observed satire.’ Time Out
'bizarre... hugely entertaining...’ Brighton Evening Argus

About the Author

I am a novelist living and working in Brighton, UK, in a haunted palace by the sea. I write horror/psychological thrillers as Simon Maginn: Sheep (filmed as The Dark), Virgins and Martyrs, A Sickness of the Soul, Methods of Confinement, Rattus (novella).

By night, I become Simon Nolan, who writes raucous urban comedies: As Good as it Gets, The Vending Machine of Justice, Whitehawk. I play the piano incessantly, and paint in an uncontrolled and, frankly, disgusting way.
‘Nolan is brilliant’ Time Out

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