Posts Tagged ‘satire

28
Oct
11

Peter James ‘to take over Brighton’

Bestselling author Peter James is to be given a free hand in running Brighton, it was announced earlier today. All decisions relating to the city will now be taken by Mr James (63).

Denise McFail, leader of Brighton and Hove City Council, said this: ‘Peter James is one of our best known and best loved novelists. The plot twists, the moral dilemmas, the believable characters: readers just can’t get enough of him. Not to mention the incredible amounts of research he does on police procedure and so on. So it seemed a natural progression that he should be given sole command of the entire city. We are all looking forward to this exciting new era in local politics.’

A spokesperson for Mr James’ publishers (Pan McMillan) said: ‘Mr James is extremely busy promoting his new novel, Perfect People, at the moment, but he will be back in a few months to start getting to grips with some of the issues relating to recycling and parking, for example, which have plagued the city for years. We understand he has some quite radical proposals in mind.’

Local resident Sonia Teeth said: ‘Peter who?’

Reuters.

26
Oct
11

Whitehawk now available for kindle

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Whitehawk

Mel Banff is a new kind of social worker. Overseen by the shadowy Rationality Unit, she will be stationed with one family for three months ‘to try to bring a greater sense of reasonableness’ into their disorderly lives. The family, though, prove resistant to her methods in ways she had never imagined, and Mel’s certainties begin to crumble as their bizarre story rises up to engulf her.

‘Hilarious’ Brighton Magazine
‘a pacy read... Nolan’s dialogue is sharp and witty throughout... a well-observed satire.’ Time Out
'bizarre... hugely entertaining...’ Brighton Evening Argus

About the Author

I am a novelist living and working in Brighton, UK, in a haunted palace by the sea. I write horror/psychological thrillers as Simon Maginn: Sheep (filmed as The Dark), Virgins and Martyrs, A Sickness of the Soul, Methods of Confinement, Rattus (novella).

By night, I become Simon Nolan, who writes raucous urban comedies: As Good as it Gets, The Vending Machine of Justice, Whitehawk. I play the piano incessantly, and paint in an uncontrolled and, frankly, disgusting way.
‘Nolan is brilliant’ Time Out

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